Conversation w/ my husband

J: I got the old furniture out, finally!
(recliner and large couch w/ 2 recliners on either side)
M: How did you do that?
J: I got the recliner out by myself. Then I tipped the couch on it's side. It's bigger than a refridgerator.
M: What was Jack doing?
J: I had to take him next door to Gloria's. He was eating the stuff that was falling out of the couch. Oh, I found my glasses.
M: How did you get the couch out?
J: Allen was at Gloria's. He helped. We owe him $40.
M: Oh good, everything got out OK.
J: Just minor structural damage to the doorframe, don't worry about it.


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