What's That Mark On The Back Of Your Neck?

Awfully quiet in here today.

Maybe they've all been abducted by Aliens...

Maybe I've been abducted by aliens and I'm now in some kind of parallel universe!

Hmmm... Nope. Apparently not.

There's a 36% Chance You've Been Abducted By Aliens

Even though you have a few alien abduction signs, you're almost certainly in the clear.
However, if aliens ever do come to your neck of the woods... they'll probably be coming for you!